Saturday, October 25, 2008

Major Queen Itch

I got to spend the day with my mom today, which was super cool. I actually really like hanging out with her, and we rarely get to do it.  She agreed to assist me in the herculean task of finding a new butt cradle (i.e. couch).  Bless her heart. 

At one point, she cocks her head and says, "why do you keep scratching your ass?" She didn't really say ass. She said bottom. But lets face facts. Its not my bottom, its my ass, and she had caught me red-handed, hand down pants, scratching it. 

So I explained to her about my PIO-induced hives. I had thought my dogs had sprouted a new epidemic of invisible fleas, but after some google-oogleing, found out that it was probably hives from the PIO. Lovely. They are huge welts, and itch insanely. 

I have been caught by more than my mom. Co-workers, librarians, uncles, Thai-take-out-dude have all experienced my ass-grabbing. I now do it so often, that I don't even know that I'm doing it. It's a naturally occurring phenomenon. I will have a conversation with you, and my hand will gravitate toward my backside and just start a rubbin'. It feels sooooogooooooooood. I do try to keep my hands outside my pants, but sometimes,  in the privacy of my home or amongst family, I will admit that nothing will separate my hands from my bare hive-covered buttocks.

7 comments:

'Murgdan' said...

Oh how miserable...an ass covered in hives! Who cares if you got caught ass handed, that sounds torturous!

Just Me. said...

Sorry, I had to giggle tho, you're funny..:)

No boob joke here, but wait till the boobs start growing. They itch big time..It felt like mosquitoes nibbling all over. And yes, I've been caught scratching them too. :)

Hope the itching stops!

CappyPrincess said...

Daddy always said, "if it itches, scratch it."

LOL, sorry you've gotten caught in public places but yeah... sometimes you just have to scratch!


ICLW

Sassy said...

How annoying. That must be driving you crazy.

cjsayers77 said...

So sorry about your hives! Does not sound fun... even as funny as it could sound! (Sorry!)

ICLW

Kristin said...

Oh man...PIO induced hives must SUCK. I have had full body hives from an allergic reaction to medicine so I know how miserable that makes you.

Hope you get rid of the itching soon.

ICLW

Mary said...

LOL!!! If it itches, scratch it. Life's too short to be uncomfortable when you don't have to.

Thanks for the chuckle.

(ICLW)