A vile of pee, please

human chorionic gonadotropin hormone

On one of my little internet binges, I stumbled across a definition of hcg - that lovely shot they injected into my butt.

PEE! Human pee! Human pee from a pregnant woman!

Wait a minute. Some pregnant lady, somewhere, peed in a cup, and it ended up in a little vile that was then injected into my upper left cheek. No wonder they don't tell you what it is.

"So, Mrs. Barnes, we'd like to give you a shot of some random woman's pee. Who was pregnant. We'll put it right into your butt. How does that sound?"

"Oh, yes! Please! I've always wanted pregnant-lady pee shoved into my derriere. Sign me up!"

I think my body is rejecting the pee. It's been 36 hours since my shot of knocked-up urine, and my butt still hurts like a banshee. Perhaps I'm allergic to other people's pee. "Are you allergic to penicillin, Mrs. Barnes?" "Oh, no, just pee."